oh. wow.

From FaceBook's Message from God app (don't you dare start judging me people):

On this day of your life, Pauline, we believe God wants you to know that today is a big day for you.

Yes, today. Keep your eyes open for a message. It might come in a shape of a bird flying overhead, or a graffiti on a wall, or a phrase said by a passerby, or... Whatever shape it has, this message has been trying to reach you for years, and today is finally the day. Keep your senses open.