pauline [insert something here].

Use "quotes" when you search. Paste the first result of the list that comes out regardless of how ugly, disappointing, empty, or senseless it may sound. So, don't cheat. And don't forget to use quotation marks.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search

"Pauline needs to be conscious when she is working around Guy, and when she is standing and holding him while she chats to someone, she needs to ensure that there is enough space for him to comfortably relax his head and body without having to avoid bumping into her."

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

"... while Pauline looks like an idiot becuase she can't move."

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

"Pauline says done is better than perfect, which is why I've started with this absurd entry. Maybe it will loosen my tongue (like THAT needs to happen!) or brain, or fingers, or jostle something loose..."

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

"Pauline wants to be a mum again."

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

"Pauline does not yet need surgery."

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

"Pauline hates getting up in the morning and dreads going to work. When the phone rings, she's reluctant to pick it up. She has been dealing with negative thoughts and a feeling of worthlessness. She is constantly exhausted and unhappy."

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

"Pauline asks him to forget the past, because she now has duties to her husband; she asks him not to try to see her again."

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.

"Pauline likes a partner who is mentally alive and keeps her guessing"

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

"Pauline eats alone in her room when her mother brings a tray."

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

"Pauline wears a lot of makeup - her choice is violet eye shadow, red lipstick and nail polish, also her eyebrows are very defined and large."

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

"Pauline was arrested for illegal use of explosives."

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

"Pauline loves Hermann..."