Tuesday, April 14, 2009

let's play guilty or innocent, shall we.

It's starting ruin lives.


Because I was tagged in FB - twice.

Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent.

Ever told a lie? Guilty, of course.

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? Guilty, a-couple-of-folds.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? (thinking) Hmm. I'd say... innocent.

Kissed a picture? Guilty. (like I'm the only one who'd ever done that)

Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty. And I don't really care.

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty. It's inevitable, really.

Held a snake? Guilty. I was trying to be ballsy.

Been suspended from school? Innocent. But suspended in other terms - guilty.

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent. Too tiring.

Stolen from a store? Guilty. (Jong, hahaha. Yung Axe ng ex mo, remember?)

Been fired from a job? Innocent.

Done something you regret? Guilty. But oh well.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Innocent.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent. Remind me to do that when for some weird reason it starts snowing here.

Kissed in the rain? Innocent. I swear!

Sat on a roof top? Guilty. You know, that on-top-of-the-world feeling.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty. (can't remember who did it, though)

Shaved your head? Innocent. (what the - never, in n years, where n = infinite)

Slept naked? Guilty. *grin grin*

Had a boxing membership? Innocent.

Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Guilty. Now he's my ex.

Been in a band? Frustratedly innocent.

Shot a gun? Innocent.

Donated blood? Innocent. Tried to, a couple of times. I was deemed undonateable (?) because I had my period or laging puyat. Haha.

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty.

Loved someone you shouldn't? Hmmm. Guilty. Let's leave it at that.

Have or had a tattoo? Do hennas count?

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty. Happy secret crush.

Been too honest? Innocent.

Ruined a surprise? Guilty, I think. I hate surprises.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards? Haha. Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty. >:)

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or a man's clothes (if you're a girl)? Guilty. (I'm, like, a guy - almost)

Joined a pageant? Guilty. Sorry na.

Been told that you're handsome/beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty. I'm assuming he did mean it, of course. (raises eyebrows)

Got totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? Guilty. Missed a final exam. Ended up with a 2.5 GWA. Yeahuh.

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney fare? Guilty. I've never figured why he did that, though.

Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty. Mhmm. You know when that was.

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