boredom makes you do random things.

Blogspot's got some really random random questions to ask its bloggers:

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?

You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?

Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note.

What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?

What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?

If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?

Which is more important to you and why: flexibility or expandability?

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?

This is a colon : and this is a semi-colon ; - what's a semi-truck?

Hmm.